St. Valentines Day, The Day of Self-Hatred.

Today is the worst holiday of the year. It is the day that was created to sell more greeting cards. It is a day to celebrate things that do not last. Candy, Flowers, Beauty, Lust, Infatuation, Flirtation.

It screams at people, saying that if you are not half of a pair then you are a sad, pathetic loser and you better keep out of sight on this day of red and pink and white.

Red for blood. Pink for flesh. White for the sheet to cover the body.

I declare it open season on cupid. Stop that little bastard in his tracks.

This entry was posted on February 14, 2013 at 12:05 pm and is filed under Entertainment with tags Beauty, Blood, Body, Candy, Cupid, Dead, Flesh, Flirtation, flowers, Infatuation, Loser, Lust, Open Season, Pathetic, Pink, Red, Sad, Sheet, Valentine's Day, White. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

2 Responses to “St. Valentines Day, The Day of Self-Hatred.”

writerdood Says:
February 14, 2013 at 1:49 pm

In modern day mythology, would cupid use a tazer, or an automatic trank dart gun?

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- urbannight Says:
  February 14, 2013 at 1:51 pm
  
  Good question. The dart gun in order to administer the chemicals that inspire lust and attraction.
  
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