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Rancor Spoof

Posted in Entertainment, Movies and Theatre with tags , , , on July 12, 2012 by urbannight

How much is that rancor in the window? (GRR! GRR!)
The one with the waggley tail
How much is that rancor in the window? (GRR! GRR!)
I do hope that rancor’s for sale

I must take a trip to California
And leave my poor sweetheart alone
If he has a rancor, he won’t be lonesome
And the rancor will have a good home

How much is that rancor in the window? (GRR! GRR!)
The one with the waggley tail
How much is that rancor in the window? (GRR! GRR!)
I do hope that rancor’s for sale

I read in the paper there are robbers (GRR! GRR!)
With flashlights that shine in the dark
My love needs a rancor to protect him
And scare them away with one growl

I don’t want a bunny or a kitty
I don’t want a parrot that talks
I don’t want a bowl of little fishies
He can’t take a goldfish for a walk

How much is that rancor in the window? (GRR! GRR!)
The one with the waggley tail
How much is that rancor in the window? (GRR! GRR!)
I do hope that rancor’s for sale
I do hope that rancor’s for sale