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It is getting into my Bones.

Posted in Health with tags , , , , , , on November 28, 2012 by urbannight

I woke with a sore back and terrible, aching hips.  I’m too young to feel this old.  I didn’t like it.  I didn’t like the dark.  Well, I love the dark unless I’m being forced to get up in the morning. 

Okay, there is a point to this.  I was going to make it nice and interesting so you really got the picture of this morning.  But I’m skipping past all the writing parts to the end result.

I think I’m coming down with a nasty headcold and I feel like dog shit, something the cat dragged in, a zombie, death warmed over (which may be a zombie, I’m not sure) and like I was hit by a steam roller.  Whichever phrase is most often used in your neck of the woods.  I gave up halfway through yesterday’s blog entry as well.  I don’t predict to be up to any writing tomorrow either.  In fact, if I had some sick time or vacation time left, I wouldn’t be here today or tomorrow.  But I’m clean out and they won’t let us make up time anymore.

Zombie News of the Day

Posted in Entertainment, Food, Life with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 29, 2012 by urbannight


The Zombie Apocalypse has arrived.  It starts inMiami!

I was running late to work this morning.  By taking the interstate, I managed to get to work on time. But getting the computer started and clocking in took me until 5 after.  The upside is that I heard a very strange news story on the car radio.  I would have missed it if I had left on time. 

A naked man near an off-ramp attacked a homeless guy and started to eat his face off.  Police arrived and ordered him to stop.  He ignored them.  An officer shot him once but he continued to eat the guy’s face.  The officer had to fire five more shots to take the naked man down. 

These morning guys can be a little crazy sometimes.  So I’m totally shocked that neither one bothered with the most obvious comparison.  Naked guy thought he was a zombie. 

Apparently there is a cocaine theory.  Cocaine induced madness and it makes the person feel very hot, which may be why he stripped down to nothing. 

Who knew?  Cocaine is the trigger for the Zombie apocalypse.