Rancor Spoof

How much is that rancor in the window? (GRR! GRR!)
The one with the waggley tail
How much is that rancor in the window? (GRR! GRR!)
I do hope that rancor’s for sale

I must take a trip to California
And leave my poor sweetheart alone
If he has a rancor, he won’t be lonesome
And the rancor will have a good home

How much is that rancor in the window? (GRR! GRR!)
The one with the waggley tail
How much is that rancor in the window? (GRR! GRR!)
I do hope that rancor’s for sale

I read in the paper there are robbers (GRR! GRR!)
With flashlights that shine in the dark
My love needs a rancor to protect him
And scare them away with one growl

I don’t want a bunny or a kitty
I don’t want a parrot that talks
I don’t want a bowl of little fishies
He can’t take a goldfish for a walk

How much is that rancor in the window? (GRR! GRR!)
The one with the waggley tail
How much is that rancor in the window? (GRR! GRR!)
I do hope that rancor’s for sale
I do hope that rancor’s for sale